Saturday, July 5, 2008

3rd Blog's Redundant

If you couldn't tell by the title this is my 3rd blog and i'm hoping that this one will actually be worth something and not - contrary to title - redundant just like both the other blogs I had. I guess i need to warn you that I haven't got a grade above a "C" in any of my english classes so if you were looking for a modern adaptation of William Shakespeare i'm not it. If you were looking for a modern adaptation of Forrest Gump then by all means keep reading.

The only thing missing from this first redundant post is one of those matchmaking type paragraphs where I lie to you about being Arnold Swartzaneggers stunt double with 20" pythons for arms and i'll make all your wildest dreams come true. But the truth is i'm more of Jack Black's stunt double with more of 5" worms and i'm probably not even in any of your dreams unless there nightmares so...yea...

Now that we got past all the useless introduction (that only my friends who already know me will read) lets talk about my awesome 4th of July! First I got to sleep in (thats when we all know a good day is on it's way) till 2 in the afternoon (thats when we all know were just another lazy american who is about to get ready to go to mcdonalds until they realize that mcdonalds doesn't serve breakfast till 2 in the afternoon). I probably could've made it till 3 but i was woken up to go to Coyote Gulch Park to party it up with my friends. After I partyed it up I went to the annual 4th of July Blues Traveller concert! At Red Rocks (where the air is about 1% oxygen and 99% dope)!


So lets all hope that this 3rd blog makes it somewhere and isn't like the points on "Whose Line is it Anyway." Yep thats right folks the gameshow where the points are like the Iraq War.

That was bad (Don Imus Approved) maybe a little too soon.

Stay Classy Blogspot,